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oreimo:

job interviewer: wat r ur strengths?

me:hard-working, quick learner, well organized

job interviewer: and ur weaknesses?

me: u know when cute anime girls wink into the screen like theyre winking directly at u? yea that shit gets me weak everytime hahah anyway other than that hire me im great

thelawisnotbooped:

do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

leagueofvictory:

"I do"

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

twin-spica:

me on my way to steal yo girl

conversationparade:

tokomon:

this is perfect because rihanna already has no soul

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memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

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flobershnogen:

Later nerds I’m off to explore space

flobershnogen:

Later nerds I’m off to explore space